Moleating

Moleating ( pronounced mol-ee-shing ) is considered the worst and most punishable crime in all the land of the Mcspecial pants. It is some times refered to as flambuttomy. It is the illegal act of harvesting the skin of the left buttock from a fellow Mcspecial pants for sale on the black market. it is commited only ever by those completley insane and by the name of Kieth ( or by Reframanel ).

Even though it is considered a radioactive element it is only illegal in 29 countries, out off 36. The ones who do condone it are either very poor, corrupt or large investors in the black market. One of these is EEbock. The double capital in the name is correct because of the low literacee lefel in thu cuntrie. In all of the countries which actually do consider it unacceptable it is punishable by torture and the convicted are not allowed a lawyer.

On the black market he produce from moleating is worth an estimate %777billion per kilogram ( % is the Mcspecial pants version of £) however to make this much, an estimate 30million people must be moleated. It is worth just under that of real Pengold. Only 3 dealers of it have ever been recorded. Greg williams who sold over 3kg of it in the EEbock mental asylum campus. Reframanel who has in his life sold over 300kg of it in over 30 locations, and Obb deivget, who only sold one flack before being killed for his actions.