Aye-Ayez

Aye-ayez is currentley the richest self earned Mcspecial Panats ever ( after Monsuire Jacobe Frog of course). he haas over 300 ocupations, most of wghich are in the edjucational field. he is the head master of Eiraag Opec and also a leading proffersor at many other universities. He created the Element Strontium. Contrary to popular belife, most of his fortune comes from his iconic work in the field of albinoism in penguins.

He has an epic career in the literary world aswell and has published over 30,000 full novels and short stories. He is so popular with the more cultured sosciety of the realm of the Mcsecial Pants that there are several cults that worship his work and have sworn to commit Chikin naggits if aye-ayez ever dies or stops writing. They never do any evil and can therefore cannot be counted as a deadric cult. It is for this reason that they are not mentioned on the page Religion.

He is the only Mcspecial Pants ever intelligent enough to find a way of avoiding growing new features. Of course this has been done to Monsuire Jacobe Frog aswell because he pwned Aye-Ayez in a fight. His brain is supposedly 200/12 the size of his body and is the largest ever recorded.

He is currently married to Pishacgico`n and has been for 62000 years. They have multiple children, 3 of which are older than Pishacgico`n; netravandaal, Fred and Darenchaff. The Mcspecial pants reproductove system is extremly complex and too disgusting to have a page about. Essentially the eyes are the balls, and ears the Vag. I cannot say the whole words due to Regulations, any one who does will be banned for 1 year.

There is a painting worth £12345678910 in the Mcspecial Pants museam of art, Monsiuer Jacobe Frog hall. It was painted by the same artist who painted the only surviving Painting of queen elizabeth and who is now a Mcspecial Pants called Roginalgef. It captures the younger years of Aye-Ayez's life and shows his aged 20 ( thousand).