Your farther

your father is actually called |><| and gave birth to you in a handbag. He is a chiaua and has had 9 visits to the moon. He is a supporter of Joy behar's face and was therefor excecuted for moleating up to no times. This is not a real person and he is infact a carboard box however has been acused of greeting a zebra in an innapropriate way. Under his mane, he has multiple egg sacks and has never met your mother. He is politicaly incorrcet