Law

&nsbp&nbsp the law of the realm of the Mcspecial pants is very strict. Even Touching an apple could lead to death. The enforcer of these laws are an elite group of lawmen and hitmen inside the court of Monsuire jacobe frog. The hit man patrol the lands ands occasionally follow a known or suspected criminal to gain evedence of thier crimes. If they spot a crime ( minor, these consist of swearing, being offensive about the law, blasphamey, growing features when not deserved and using the yawning move) the offerser will approach the person and start idle conversation in which they will discuss money, shooting dandilions and Albino Penguins ( not shooting albino penguins though, that would be the worst crime ever.). After7.89 minuets the offerser would rip off his clothes and reveal his armour and weapon. he then would strike the punished 3 times with a wooden, metal ringed club. This technique is called Strikeng Which literally translates to strike not good, but in thier language it means to strike the bad out of the good.

 Crimes and punishments 

 punishable by death 

stealing

murder

pixilating in a public place

mass murder

kidnapping

rap* (can't say that word at school but you can figure it out.)

GBH

molestting ( mispelt on purpose, don't alter )

continued illegal use of explicite images or videos

using the word pooyspecial in the wrong context

being a confederate horse

 Crimes punishable by torture 

geanoscide

specialness

opening a gate to a world on which Albino penguins reside

Moleating

Crimes punishable by strikeng.
Talking offensivley about an officer or royal

throwing apples

being found innocent of any conviction

the yawning move

Blashphemy

swearing

growing undeserved features.